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- Jordan: I knew a girl who stole something off of a grave and she was haunted, I promise
- me: okay well I stole a necklace off a grave, and I love my life. I even still have it. It's in my bathroom
- Jordan: you're too badass to ever get haunted
- me: that's.... the best compliment I've ever recieved
- me: why am i so ugly
- me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
